If you are wearing a Chris Titan mask to try to burn his rep… you are probably not making the best use of your Chris Titan Mask. Why stop at bad impersonation when you, yes you, can Be Chris Titan?

a.k.a. A Series on How to Become Chris Titan

i. Make Your Own Mask

The cheap-out option is printing the above image on a piece of fabric, cutting out the eyeholes, and getting to work.

This rarely works.

Molded white plastic, shaped and repainted, lenses in blue, wired and bent to needs.

This frequently works, but for the best mask you will need to buy a large jar of plastiskin 2.7 from GbTS and just mold the face — in this case, the Chris Titan Mask — you need on the fly.

ii. Master the Chris Titan Mask Crump

The Chris Titan Mask Crump can cause you to shatter the Fifth Wall.

The Chris Titan Mask Crump makes you invulnerable to stabbing damage.

To be continued once you’ve completed the first two steps…